Statistician's Pickups and Putdowns

  1. I like your spread. . . can I do an F-test on you?
  2. Excuse me, but have you been tested for robustness?
  3. What's YOUR standard deviation?
  4. You're such a loser, you'd fail the test for normality.
  5. Can I look in your appendix?
  6. SE of Xbar-->SEX-bar.
  7. Can we do a two-sample procedure together?
  8. I'm into three-sample procedures.
  9. You have a nice matched pair.