Quotations from Random Quotes

"Software is like sex: it's better when it's free."
--Linus Torvalds
"The Linux philosophy is 'Laugh in the face of danger'. Oops. Wrong One. 'Do it yourself'. Yes, that's it."
--Linus Torvalds
"When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."
--Matt Groening
"Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun."
--Matt Groening
"Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the
rest of your life."

--Michael Sinz
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading."
--Steve Jobs