Daddy's Nose

All my friends told me
take advantage of your face
other people so endowed
have really gone some place

So I dreamed of Hollywood
'Til it occurred to me
Someone beat me to the punch
named Jimmy Durante

A nose is a nose
like a rose is a rose
as everybody knows
but may we propose
that the rosiest nose
is the one that plainly shows

You ain't got a noise
unless it touches your toes
and it grows every time
that it blows

it wouldn't have been so bad
if it had stayed with old dad
but we've all got daddy's nose

Riverdale as you know
has had a lot of quaking
scientistic tests were made
to find out why shaking
they finally zero'ed in
to the cause of all our woes
We only have an earthquake
when daddy blows his nose

A nose is a nose
like a rose is a rose
as everybody knows
but may we propose
that the rosiest nose
is the one that plainly shows

it's a rack for your clothes
a plow when it snows
use it for a garden hose

it wouldn't have been so bad
if it had stayed with old dad
We we've all got daddy's nose
Mom's even got it
Yes we all have got daddy's nose
He really blew it
Yes we all have got daddy's nose